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Monday, August 25, 2008

"Indeed" of the Day

Why is it that Republicans... insist that Obama... is not qualified, to be the next President of the United States, due to his recent publicity and celebrity stardom, when two of their shining gems...
hail from Hollywood?

Bubb Rubb is my homeboy!

Friday, August 22, 2008



I do not think that was a complete stop, Mr. Rubb. WHOO WHOO!

... and just like...dun duh dun... the movies...

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Hi, my name is Jimmy White, and I like Star Trek movies.

HI JIMMY.

As if it were not bad enough participating in the high school marching band (IT WAS COOL, I SWEAR!) and playing soccer in a state where everyone bleeds the foozball, the unfortunate trifecta of nerdiness comes with my adulation for anything Star Trek.

However, let's get one thing straight. I do not wear ears. I do not speak Klingon. I DO think Ricardo Montalban (KAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNN!) is by far the baddest villain on screen (Yes, Junior, even worse than Darth Vader.). Thus, I am very excited to see J.J. Abrams retelling of the story of Captain James Tiberius (Yes, I know his middle name without having to Google it.) Kirk and his multi-cultural rabble of interstellar explorers.