Hi, my name is Jimmy White, and I like Star Trek movies.
HI JIMMY.
As if it were not bad enough participating in the high school marching band (IT WAS COOL, I SWEAR!) and playing soccer in a state where everyone bleeds the foozball, the unfortunate trifecta of nerdiness comes with my adulation for anything Star Trek.
However, let's get one thing straight. I do not wear ears. I do not speak Klingon. I DO think Ricardo Montalban (KAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNN!) is by far the baddest villain on screen (Yes, Junior, even worse than Darth Vader.). Thus, I am very excited to see J.J. Abrams retelling of the story of Captain James Tiberius (Yes, I know his middle name without having to Google it.) Kirk and his multi-cultural rabble of interstellar explorers.
... and just like...dun duh dun... the movies...
Tuesday, August 5, 2008Posted by Jimmy White at 9:34 AM
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Avenge the wrong that has been perpetrated against my remains James Arthur...
Top five reasons Darth Vader would whip Kahn so bad he would end up back on Fantasy Island:
1. Lightsaber vs Ear Mites
2. The Force vs The Mullett
3. Vader's Armor vs Kahn's Clevage
4. Vader killed hundreds of Jedi, Kahn killed a sissy teenager
5. I couldn't think of a 5th reason since I really do not know too much about Star Trek, because I have a life, but really I think I have proven my point without a doubt. Go to the link below for more reasons STAR WARS is better than star trek (see how I put Star Trek in little letters but Star Wars in big ones, yeah...that's how I roll...
http://www.doubleviking.com/50-reasons-why-star-wars-is-better-than-star-trek-4885-p.html
Junior Anonymous: oh yeah... well... at least I know how to close a parenthesis when I use one... yeah, so there... oh, and this...
http://www.khaaan.com
It is so hard to convince anyone that any marching band was cool but this one really was. Really!
Really!
REALLY!
PEOPLE! LISTEN TO REASON! THE MARCHING BAND WAS COOL!
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