Notes from the Underbelly, of a Caribou.

Drove down Sardis North... missed it. Drove left on Sardis... missed it. Drove left on Pineville-Matthews... missed it. Turned around. Drove right on Pineville-Matthews... missed it. Drove right on Sardis... missed it. Drove up Sardis North... eureka!

A large iced coffee... please. A shot of vanilla... please. Skim... please. 'Preciate it. Damn... forgot the reciept.

Caffeine is kicking in. Data is wearing thin. People walk by. "Are you selling a computer?" says one guy. Sorry buddy.

Tried to connect to the internet. tried. tried. tried... eureka!

Other laptops come lookin'... "Did you get in?"

Patience... is not sold here.

An Australian takes the stage... "Cheers, mate. What page?" His ringer screaches "God Bless America." Indeed. I whisper to him, "God Bless Australia."

He ignores me... through the window.

It is beautiful outside... the meter has run... I better order more food: Vitamin C Odwala Smoothee and a piece of banana nut bread. Damn... forgot the receipt.

"Don't ride the bus or train." says the Creative Loafing. Maybe the Creative Loafing should get up earlier.

I should blog about this... "Drove down Sardis North... missed it..."